Kent Brockman: [after Michael Moore has given Kent a ridiculous statistic] Where did you get that statistic?
Michael Moore: Your Mother!
Lisa: The student strike will continue until you restore music and art.
Principal Skinner: What about gym?
Lisa: [dismissive] Eh.
Ralph: Lisa's a sellout! Lisa's a sellout! Hey, Lisa. What's a sellout?
Marge Simpson: Lisa, you look so successful. Like you're the wife of a businessman.
Homer Simpson: I wish I married a businessman. Then I'd have nice things.
Seymour: [singing] I'm so happy with my evil plan. Say goodbye to music, gym, and art. Soon we will have the perfect school... where fun and excitement never starts.
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm so drunk I can barely see. But it helps me get through another day. My stomach is filled with haggis and ham. I've got to go puke in some hole.
Bart: Lisa is a fool.
Seymour: I think the rules are cool.
Groundskeeper Willie: I'm falling in the pool!
Bart: Lis, you made the school worse than it already was. It wasn't exactly San Diego State to begin with.