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"The Sopranos" Pine Barrens (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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(2001)

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Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fuck outta here.

Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kind of Russian green beret. This guy can not come back to tell this story. You understand?

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I hear you.

[the telephone connection is lost - Tony swears, and Paulie hangs up]

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [turning to Christopher] You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shit.

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[Christopher is urinating outside on Paulie's side of the van]

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Ohhhh! Do that by your own window! I don't want to smell your piss!

Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: What did you say?

Christopher Moltisanti: You heard me.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Don't make me pull rank on you, kid!

Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck you, Paulie. Captain or no captain, right now, we're just two assholes lost in the woods.

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Christopher Moltisanti: The Russians? They're not all bad.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How about the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointed 'em right at us.

Christopher Moltisanti: That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.

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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: All the shit we been through, you think I'd really kill ya?

Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah, I do.

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[Paulie and Christopher botched a killing and are now stranded in the woods]

Christopher Moltisanti: Could be him out there, stalking us.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With what, his cock?

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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [eating frozen condiment packets in the van with Christopher] Not bad! Mix it with the relish!

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[Paulie is getting a manicure]

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [to manicurist] Let's go with the satin finish.

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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: First place I'm hittin' is Denny's!

Christopher Moltisanti: I know. Get like five of those Grand Slam breakfasts.

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Christopher Moltisanti: [sitting in an abandoned van in the woods, during the winter, sees Paulie chewing on small white objects in his mouth] what are those? Tic Tacs?

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I just found them, I didn't know I had them on me.

Christopher Moltisanti: You had Tic Tacs all along? Give me some.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: There ain't no more, I ate them.

Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the fact he didn't eat breakfast] selfish prick, I'm dying here.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [dismissively] Then fuckin die already.

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Christopher Moltisanti: We should have stopped at Roy Rogers.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Yeah, and I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!

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Christopher Moltisanti: [while lost in the woods] Could be him out there stalking us.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: With what? His cock?

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