A talent scout remembers Charlie since high-school and offers him a try-out for adult baseball. Hearing that's a nagging old ambition, Caitlin seduces pitcher Carson to allow Charlie a moment of glory to 'get it out of his system', but that only rekindles the flame. After the mayor receives death threats, a security company is hired to provide bodyguards. Paul, as press front man, gets his own, Vince, and shamelessly seizes his change to repay Stuart's yearlong abuse, but the tables turn again. Carter brings Rags along, proud of hair extensions, but everyone mistakes the dog for vermin.