"SpongeBob SquarePants" Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve (TV Episode 2002) Poster

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles


  • Squidward : We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.

    Squidward : They poop on the robot?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop. Ask questions, get information.

    Squidward : I never thought I'd say this, but SpongeBob, let's get that poop.

  • Squidward : Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated "Arr!"

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!

    Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter]  What? What is it, boy?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

    [pretends to cry] 

    Mr. Krabs : Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either.

    Squidward : SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : That's the final test, Squidward; the love test. Robots can't love.

    Squidward : No, wait, SpongeBob!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Mr. Krabs!

    Mr. Krabs : [runs up to the counter again]  What is it, SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : I just wanted to tell you that Squidward loves you!

    [Mr. Krabs makes a blank expression on his face] 

    Mr. Krabs : Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

  • [about "Robot Krabs"] 

    Squidward : Um SpongeBob, how did that movie of yours end?

    SpongeBob : ...the movie? OH! The ending was great! Turns out there were no robots, it was just their... imagination...

    [Spongebob laughs nervously and looks at watch] 

    SpongeBob : Hey, it's time to feed Gary...

    SpongeBob : [He bolts out the door] 

    Squidward : [Squidward begins sweeping nervously] 

    Mr. Krabs : SQUIDWARD!

  • [SpongeBob and Squidward are accusing Mr. Krabs of being a robot, repeatedly asking the "robot" what happened to the "real" Mr. Krabs] 

    SpongeBob SquarePants : This is one stubborn robot.

    Mr. Krabs : [in anger]  What? You think I'm a robot?

    Squidward : We don't think. We know.

    Mr. Krabs : That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I am Mr. Krabs!

  • Mr. Krabs : [SpongeBob and Squidward approach him with angry looks on their faces]  Oh hello boys, what can I do for you?

    [SpongeBob and Squidward shut the door and lock it] 

    Mr. Krabs : Heh, heh why did you lock the door?


    Mr. Krabs : why do you have that rope?, who's watching the cash register?

    [SpongeBob and Squidward attack him and tie him to a chair] 

    Mr. Krabs : SpongeBob!, Squidward!, what is the meaning of this? Untie me this instant!

    Squidward : [slaps him]  Shut up!

    Mr. Krabs : Sweet Davy Jones!, what the heck is going on?

    Squidward : I said shut up, you bucket of bolts!

    [slaps him again] 

    SpongeBob SquarePants : I can't take it!

    [runs off crying] 

    Squidward : SpongeBob, are you okay?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!

    Squidward : No that's not Mr. Krabs, that's Robot Krabs!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.

    Squidward : And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Right.

    [walks up to Mr. Krabs and slaps him] 

    Squidward : SpongeBob, you got to ask him a question first.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, yeah.

    [to Mr. Krabs] 

    SpongeBob SquarePants : What color is my underwear?

    [slaps him again] 

  • [SpongeBob and Squidward see Mr. Krabs with red eyes, tongs, and dead batteries run into the bathroom] 

    Squidward : [to SpongeBob]  I'll evacuate the customers, you call the Navy!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : [on the phone]  Hello, operator, get me the Navy!

    Computerized Voice : Hello, you've reached the Navy's automated phone service.

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!

    Squidward : NOT THE NAVY!

    [speaking over intercom] 

    Squidward : Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots are taking over the world!

    [no one moves] 

    Squidward : OUR WORLD!

    [customers freak out and run out of the restaurant] 

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