"SpongeBob SquarePants" Krab Borg/Rock-a-Bye Bivalve (TV Episode 2002) Poster

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star


  • [SpongeBob opens up Patrick's rock to find what he really did instead of working] 

    Patrick : [watching TV, laughs]  He got hit on the head with two coconuts!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : [angry]  So! This is work?

    Patrick : You know it's not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : [sarcastically]  Oh, you poor, poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase!

    [SpongeBob opens it to reveal the briefcase is full of donuts and ice cream sundaes as he angrily dumps it all on Patrick] 

    Patrick : [furiously]  Ooh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : [screaming]  OVERTIME?

    Patrick : [simultaneously]  Yeah, overtime, pal! And you know what else? It's always working when you're too tired to work! You just keep going on working and working!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : [simultaneously]  Oh, yeah, that's working! And if that's the kind of work you're doing, then show me when or where to sign up for, 'cause I've been working my fingers to the bone! You never help! Never!

    [Junior's tweeting is heard] 

    Patrick : There's that stupid noise again!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, that's not a stupid noise; that's just Junior about to jump out of that two-story window.

    [Junior is seen ready to fly] 

    Patrick : Oh.

    Patrick , SpongeBob SquarePants : [eyes bulge in horror]  JUNIOR!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : You know Patrick, since this scallop doesn't have parents, we should raise it ourselves.

    Patrick : Yeah, at least until it's old enough to be on it's own. Oh, I want to be the mom!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't think you can be the mom Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.

    Patrick : [thinks for a moment]  You're right, if I was a mom...

    [shows a closeup of his body showing he's really fat and hairy] 

    Patrick : ... this would be kind of shocking.

    [raises his arms in excitement showing his hairy armpits] 

    Patrick : Just call me daddy!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, look, it's a baby scallop.

    Patrick : [raising his foot to stomp it]  I'll take care of this!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : No, stop! It's totally helpless! It looks like it can't even fly yet.

    Patrick : Is it stupid?

    SpongeBob SquarePants : No, it's just a baby.

  • [SpongeBob and Patrick race to catch Junior] 

    Patrick : Here I come, buddy! I'm gonna catch ya! I'm gonna catch ya! I'm gonna catch ya!

    SpongeBob SquarePants : Here, darling, sweetie, right here! Right- Come to daddy! Come to daddy! Right in the ol' pocket! Come on, I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya, I'll catch ya!

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