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No Weenies Allowed/Squilliam Returns 

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon, the toughest club in town. Squidward must turn the Krusty Krab into a five-star restaurant in order to impress his nemesis, Squilliam Fancyson.


Stephen Hillenburg (creator), Paul Tibbitt | 14 more credits »




Episode credited cast:
Dee Bradley Baker ... Squilliam Fancyson / Appetizer / Fish #4 / Fish #10 / Animatronic Server / Fish #2 / Vendor Fish (voice)
Clancy Brown ... Mr. Krabs (voice)
Rodger Bumpass ... Squidward Tentacles / Doc / Daddy / Big Fish (voice)
Bill Fagerbakke ... Patrick Star / Spitoon Server / Big Crab (voice)
Tom Kenny ... SpongeBob SquarePants / Narrator / Line Fish #1 (voice)
Carolyn Lawrence ... Sandy Cheeks (voice)
Mr. Lawrence ... Salad Fish (voice)
Kent Osborne ... Weenie #2 (voice)
Paul Tibbitt ... Weenie #1 (voice)
Thomas F. Wilson ... Reg / Customer #1 / Tough Fish (voice) (as Tom Wilson)


No Weenies Allowed: SpongeBob and Sandy are enjoying a day at the beach when they come across the Salty Spitoon, a rough and tumble hangout for real rugged folk. Sandy makes it through the bouncer, but SpongeBob is left outside. He then tries repeatedly to prove to the bouncer that he's tough enough to hang out with that crowd. Eventually he makes it inside, only to get hurt, and realizes its OK to just be himself. Squilliam Returns: Squidward's arch nemesis, Squilliam, has returned to harass Squidward on his failed life since high school. Squidward lies and tells him that he actually owns a five star restaurant. Squilliam invites himself and a group of people to eat dinner there that night. After Squidward convinced Mr. Krabs to let him run the Krusty Krab for the evening, (Squilliam is, after all, filthy rich, which is music to Mr. K's wallet) He attempts to turn the Krusty Krab into a fine dining establishment. All attempts fail until he gives SpongeBob a manual on fine dining and ... Written by NAS

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bad guy wins | double episode | See All (2) »



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Release Date:

15 March 2002 (USA) See more »

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When Sandy and SpongeBob first try to enter the Salty Spitoon, Sandy rips off the bouncer's tattoo, flips it, and puts it back on. Later in that scene, the tattoo returns to normal. See more »


Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
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Danger Zone
Music by Mike Sunderland
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One of the best episodes
23 December 2007 | by seniorita123See all my reviews

In 'No Weenies Allowed' Spongebob and Sandy want to get into the Salty Spitoon(the toughest hangout in Bikini Bottom). Sandy is allowed in after proving herself as tough but Spongebob has a bit of difficulty and is called a weenie. In 'Squilliam Returns' Squidward's rich and successful rival from High School shows up once again to try and embarrass him. Squidward lies and claims to now own a fancy 5 star restaurant and is then forced to class up the Krusty Krab as well as recruit Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs as employees.

This episode was hilarious and creative with many classic moments. The funniest moments in 'No Weenies Allowed' for me were every time Spongebob was sent to Weenie Hut Jrs., Spongebob attempting to prove he's not a weenie by trying to open a bottle of ketchup(and failing), and Spongebob 'beating up' Patrick. 'Squilliam Returns' was a great follow up to 'Band Geeks' in which Squidward successfully showed up Squilliam. It had hilarious moments as well including Spongebob clearing his mind in order to be a fancy waiter and Mr. Krabs horrible cooking skills.

All in all, a classic episode.

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