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"Star Trek: Voyager" Twisted (TV Episode 1995) Poster

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(1995)

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The Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you, madam? I am a doctor, not a bartender!

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[the crew has organized a surprise birthday party for Kes in Sandrine's Bar]

Neelix: Imagine, two years old today! If you ask me, you don't look a day over one.

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Sandrine: [to Gaunt Gary, on the Doctor] If he won't play pool with you and he won't make love to me, then as far as I'm concerned, he can mop the floor!

The Doctor: You see these hands? These are surgeon's hands, created by the most sophisticated computer imaging technology available. They do not play games and they do NOT mop floors!

Sandrine: Then you are fired! I will find a new bartender.

The Doctor: I really wish you would!

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Captain Kathryn Janeway: [while possessed by phenomenon] Eat doggie dooby!

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Commander Chakotay: Tell me something, Tuvok: what does your logic tell you about navigating a maze that's constantly changing shape?

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Gaunt Gary: Would you mind moving your foot, Tommy boy? It's blocking my shot.

[when Paris and Torres, while trying to beam onto the bridge, rematerialize on the pool table]

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Neelix: My tracking skills are legendary throughout the quadrant.

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[last lines]

Kes: Neelix, I need a photograph of you.

Neelix: What for, sweeting?

Kes: From now on, even when we're separated, I want to have you where I can keep an eye on you.

Neelix: Happy birthday, Kes.

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The Doctor: I'm here in an official capacity, of course - in case of a medical emergency.

Kes: Emergency?

The Doctor: Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, esophageal spasms, and in extreme cases even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful.

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[the Doctor is in deep embrace with Sandrine, when Kim enters the holodeck]

Ensign Harry Kim: Doc?

The Doctor: Ensign Kim! I was just, er...

Sandrine: Playing doctor.

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Ensign Harry Kim: What're you still doing on the holodeck? Besides playing doctor, that is.

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Lieutenant Tom Paris: I don't suppose anyone here knows the way to the bridge?

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[Kes is trying in vain to find her quarters]

Neelix: Kes, my sweet, you have many wonderful attributes. Your sense of direction is not one of them.

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[Neelix has presented Kes with a birthday cake]

Captain Kathryn Janeway: Now make a wish and blow out the candles.

Kes: What do I wish for?

Sandrine: Anything your petite coeur desires, ma chérie. And with a figure like hers, she'll probably get it, too.

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Captain Kathryn Janeway: Harry...

Ensign Harry Kim: Yes, ma'am?

Captain Kathryn Janeway: I just want you to know: you've been one of the bright spots of this whole mission. You've exceeded any expectations I might have had of you.

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