The Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you, madam? I am a doctor, not a bartender!
[the crew has organized a surprise birthday party for Kes in Sandrine's Bar]
Neelix: Imagine, two years old today! If you ask me, you don't look a day over one.
Sandrine: [to Gaunt Gary, on the Doctor] If he won't play pool with you and he won't make love to me, then as far as I'm concerned, he can mop the floor!
The Doctor: You see these hands? These are surgeon's hands, created by the most sophisticated computer imaging technology available. They do not play games and they do NOT mop floors!
Sandrine: Then you are fired! I will find a new bartender.
The Doctor: I really wish you would!
Captain Kathryn Janeway: [while possessed by phenomenon] Eat doggie dooby!
Commander Chakotay: Tell me something, Tuvok: what does your logic tell you about navigating a maze that's constantly changing shape?
Gaunt Gary: Would you mind moving your foot, Tommy boy? It's blocking my shot.
[when Paris and Torres, while trying to beam onto the bridge, rematerialize on the pool table]
Neelix: My tracking skills are legendary throughout the quadrant.
Kes: Neelix, I need a photograph of you.
Neelix: What for, sweeting?
Kes: From now on, even when we're separated, I want to have you where I can keep an eye on you.
Neelix: Happy birthday, Kes.
The Doctor: I'm here in an official capacity, of course - in case of a medical emergency.
The Doctor: Surprises have been known to cause acute hyperventilation, esophageal spasms, and in extreme cases even coronary arrest. One can never be too careful.
[the Doctor is in deep embrace with Sandrine, when Kim enters the holodeck]
Ensign Harry Kim: Doc?
The Doctor: Ensign Kim! I was just, er...
Sandrine: Playing doctor.
Ensign Harry Kim: What're you still doing on the holodeck? Besides playing doctor, that is.
Lieutenant Tom Paris: I don't suppose anyone here knows the way to the bridge?
[Kes is trying in vain to find her quarters]
Neelix: Kes, my sweet, you have many wonderful attributes. Your sense of direction is not one of them.
[Neelix has presented Kes with a birthday cake]
Captain Kathryn Janeway: Now make a wish and blow out the candles.
Kes: What do I wish for?
Sandrine: Anything your petite coeur desires, ma chérie. And with a figure like hers, she'll probably get it, too.