T. Bag : I'll be back, I'll be back as soon as I make myself more glamorous than I normally am.
T. Shirt : Oh, great.
[walks to a chair and makes a TV appear with his magic]
T. Shirt : That gives us time to watch Rocky one, two, three, four, five, six and seven.
Tow Ling : They haven't made Rocky seven.
T. Shirt : They will have by the time it takes her to look glamorous.