T. Bag: Oh save ya money on a haircut, Shirty - cut your head off!
T. Bag: I'll be back, I'll be back as soon as I make myself more glamorous than I normally am.
T. Shirt: Oh, great.
[walks to a chair and makes a TV appear with his magic]
T. Shirt: That gives us time to watch Rocky one, two, three, four, five, six and seven.
Tow Ling: They haven't made Rocky seven.
T. Shirt: They will have by the time it takes her to look glamorous.
Darren Katz: If Moses had heard singing like that he'd have written a new commandment.
Darren Katz: Thou shalt not sing.
T. Bag: What a load of rubbish! You couldn't carry a tune if there was handles on it! And you've got calves that only a cow would love.
Hedda Hoofer-Bag: I've never been so insulted in my whole life.
T. Bag: Yes, well dear you're still young.
Hedda Hoofer-Bag: Thank you.