Ha, it's so funny and dated when the black dominatrix chick says that! Anywho, three whole times did Tales From the Crypt do episodes featuring Siamese twins, with the best one doubtlessly being the excellent "The Ventriloquist's Dummy". This one's all about twin brothers who are attached at the butt and who look nothing alike(!), played by Jonathan Stark and Timothy Stack respectively. Such a weird coincidence how their last names were so similar. Another one was that Stack was also in a TV movie that was also called "My Brother's Keeper." They get a lot of funny slapstick gags out of the way the two are attached, as well as their differing personalities. They must have been wearing some kind of belt of brace together because it was impressive just how in-sync they were on even the smallest things. The band of gross and veiny flesh that connects them in the story has to be seen to be believed! I liked how they made it appear to pulse with their heartbeat. Both actors made a great double act, but for me the funnest thing about this episode was Jonathan Stark, who very effectively played a nasty, obnoxious piece of s**t determined to make his meek and polite brother's life a living hell unless he agrees to sign a paper that'll allow them to be separated. I just thought he was hilarious. He was so sexy in Fright Night! He's also really good about midway through the story when he shows a flash of maniacal rage. That one little moment sets up what he does at the end. Without it, and I think it would have seemed like it came straight out of nowhere. The meat cleaver to the back is one seriously grisly moment that really made me shudder! It's the only bit of real horror in the whole tale. "Au revoir Marie" indeed... ::: I guess he just snapped or something, but that twist didn't do it for me at all, with the guy suddenly turning into a big creep like the brother he despised all along and who had killed the love of his life? come on now.. Well, I suppose it does fit the strain of dark irony that the show worked into a lot of the episodes. I think what might have been a more interesting way to go from a horror point of view would have been if "Eddie" had somehow framed the innocent "Frank" for the murder and it was he who had been sent to the gas chamber instead. This is way better than the last effort the creative team behind this put out, the annoying "For Cryin' out Loud", but it's still not quite among the upper tier of the other truly great offerings of the series. Even if in my opinion there's not all that much to it, it nevertheless is a lot of fun and possesses great charm and wit, and it never gets slow or boring, so two-out-of-three surely ain't half bad!
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