Leo McGarry: This is always when you say something.
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace: Nah. nah. Have you changed shampoo? You have, I can tell. 'Cause your hair seems bouncy and more manageable.
Leo McGarry: I like to look good for you.
Leo McGarry: Toby, an encouraging word from you to Sam wouldn't be totally out-of-line.
Toby Ziegler: Sam doesn't need to be patronized. He'll shake it off.
Leo McGarry: It'll make him feel better.
Toby Ziegler: I don't want him feeling better. I want him feeling mad. Is there anyone you'd rather have as a blood enemy less than Sam? That's how I want him.
Leo McGarry: You know, it was a screw-up. But I gotta say, I love the way he did it full-speed, bam. Like there's a Sam Seaborn-shaped hole in the wall.
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace: Can you tell when it's peacetime and wartime anymore?
Leo McGarry: No.
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace: I don't know who the world's leading expert on warfare is, but any list of the top has got to include me, and I can't tell when it's peacetime and wartime anymore.
Leo McGarry: Josh, is there nothing you can do to tame that woman?
Agent Simon Donovan: Are you going to your gym tonight?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: What?
Agent Simon Donovan: Are you working out?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I thought you said "do you want to have gin tonight?".
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I can't go to my gym. My gym's flooded.
Agent Simon Donovan: What about the White House gym?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: It closes at 7.
Agent Simon Donovan: You could use ours, its just a couple of blocks...
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Is it a good gym?
Agent Simon Donovan: Yes, its a...
[pauses in frustration]
Agent Simon Donovan: We run alongside moving cars.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You don't have to get snobby about it.
Agent Simon Donovan: Would you like to use our gym?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Yes, thank you.
Agent Simon Donovan: Good Morning.
[He turns and goes]
Leo McGarry: We spent millions of dollars developing a pen for the astronauts that would work in zero gravity. Know what the Russians did?
Toby Ziegler: Used a pencil?
Leo McGarry: They used a pencil.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: So, what have you got?
Agent Simon Donovan: Excuse me?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Marksmanship wise. What have you got?
Agent Simon Donovan: Well, I can fire a gun without falling down, if that's what you're asking.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: 'Cause I'm thinking if someone's coming for you they probably don't have a bulls-eye on them.
Agent Simon Donovan: They do if I'm guarding you.