Etta Candy: My father said that one good steak is more morale boosting than two Betty Grable movies!
General Phil Blankenship: Etta, I have some priority dictation to get out.
Etta Candy: Yes sir.
Etta Candy: If you should happen to run across any tall, rich, eligitable Texan...
Major Steve Trevor: I promise to give them your name, rank and... private phone number.
[waves his fingers like Groucho Marx fingering his cigar]
J.P. Hadley: How about your luggage?
Wonder Woman: Oh, eh, well I'm afraid I don't have any, any luggage.
Major Steve Trevor: [chuckles] Wonder Woman travels very light.
J.P. Hadley: Well I'm sure Marie will have something you can wear okay.
Diana Prince: [supposed to be on leave while Steve is on mission] See you in Texas, Major.
[transforms into Wonder Woman]