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"The Simpsons" Lady Bouvier's Lover (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?

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[Mr. Burns is waiting in the Simpsons' living room to pick up Mrs. Bouvier for their date]

Bart Simpson: Hi. You know, grandma really likes it when her boyfriends are nice to me. She especially likes it when they give me money.

Montgomery Burns: Run along, Peewee. Baby gets nothing.

Bart Simpson: Very well. You leave me no choice.

[raises a water pistol]

Bart Simpson: This gun is filled with ketchup.

[raises a second]

Bart Simpson: This one with mustard. Now give me 350 bucks or you're gonna be a mess for your date!

Montgomery Burns: [stands] You don't have the guts!

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Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as: "The Boat Jacking of Super-ship 79" and "Hydro: The Man With the Hydrolic Arms"!

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Grampa: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a palce I'm not sure I've ever been to.

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Jackie Bouvier: I swear, Monty, you are the Devil himself.

Mr. Burns: Who told you!

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