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5 Mar. 2008
Wife Swap
Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader
9 Apr. 2008
Living with Liz
Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant
9 Apr. 2008
Time to Clean House
The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.
6 Apr. 2011
Payne Protection
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
6 Apr. 2011
Payneful Visit
Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
13 Apr. 2011
Epic Fail
Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin and Miranda realize it's the day of their anniversary, and they both pretend they didn't forget.
20 Apr. 2011
Praying for Attention
Jasmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby
27 Apr. 2011
Love Thy Neighbor
The family befriends a sex-offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they discover his secret. Meanwhile, on their marriage-counselor's advice, C.J. and Janine look for a hobby they can share.
4 May 2011
Payneful Assistance
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
11 May 2011
Brain Payne
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the Bible
11 May 2011
House of Awkward
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up baby sitting Christian and Floyd.
18 May 2011
Foster Paynes
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
18 May 2011
Talented Paynes
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibility of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show
25 May 2011
Payneful Rescue
As they wait in the hospital for word on Calvin Jr., Miranda and Calvin trade recriminations. Tracie arrives promising to deny Calvin visitation rights to his son because of the fire.
1 Jun. 2011
Mother's Day Out
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Payne house. C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring
21 Oct. 2011
A Mother's Payne
Ella's mother comes to visit. Meanwhile, Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
26 Oct. 2011
The Payne Gang
Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine
28 Oct. 2011
The Gifted and the Grout
Deshawn joins a gang. Ella and Floyd do everything they can to stop him. Calvin gets on C.J.'s nerves after he and Miranda move in with C.J. and Janine
18 Nov. 2011
Dead Wrong
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
18 Nov. 2011
Working Paynes
CJ hires Calvin, but Calvin's job performance fails to impress. Meanwhile, a bored Curtis brushes off retirement by taking up painting
2 Dec. 2011
Mentoring Paynes
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents
18 May 2012
Batter Up
Unathletic Janine is thrilled to play on C.J. and Curtis's softball team, as Miranda fundamentally disagrees with Ella's philosophy of physically disciplining children.
8 Jun. 2012
Payneful Divorce
Malik and summer get a divorce. Miranda temps at Janine's office.
8 Jun. 2012
Up to the Challenge
Curtis gets a new appreciation for Ella's management of the Help Center when he covers for her, as Malik gets hopped-up on caffeine pills to manage work and studying.
15 Jun. 2012
House of Sabotage
Janine and Maranda help chair an event at the help center. Malik still wears his wedding ring.
15 Jun. 2012
Payneful Pop In
C.J. and Janine are fed up with Curtis and Ella's unannounced visits, and Jazmine is caught with a cheat sheet at school.
22 Jun. 2012
House of OMG
Electronic devices have taken over the Payne family and CJ gets fed up.
29 Jun. 2012
Dodging Bullies
Miranda thinks she may be pregnant. Jazmins friend is being made fun of. Things are tense in the Payne household.
6 Jul. 2012
Not in the Cards
Jazmin gets in trouble at school. Floyd throws a party at the help center.
6 Jul. 2012
Payneful Distance
$500 goes missing for Mirandas account. CJ gives Janine her yearly review.
20 Jul. 2012
Amazing Matriarchs
Ella shows great composure when her mother Eunice passes away, but she is stunned when Evie discloses a long-held family secret that affects their inheritance.
27 Jul. 2012
Invention of Trust
Miranda borrows money and doesn't tell Calvin. Floyd has an invention and cuts Curtis in.
3 Aug. 2012
Payneful Realization
Calvin and Miranda continue to fight. Ella suggests Calvin plan a special evening for Miranda to help their marriage.
3 Aug. 2012
Trial and Tribulation
Calvin is struggling in court as he faces his shooter, Travis, during trial. The family is worried about Calvin's state of mind.
10 Aug. 2012
All's Well
CJ and Calvin plan an anniversary celebration for the girls. Miranda struggles with all the events that have occured in the past year.

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