Crow: "Oh, Captain Spaulding!"
Joel (as the Tin Man): "Oil can!"
Crow: "Grover's Corners, after dark"
Tom: "Rosebud! Rosebud!"
Crow: "Hey, that's where Fred Mertz dropped dead."
"Glen *and* Glenda"
Joel: "What's that, girl? He's trapped?"
"To the Moon!"
Joel: "He was Eddie Haskell."
Crow: "You hold 'em down, Hoss, Little Joe."
Tom: "Johnny Yuma is a rebel."
Joel: "Mayberry - my favorite town"
Tom: "Mr. Magoo, what happened to you?"
"from TV's Hazel"
Joel: "I'm Dickens, he's Fenster. We're cops."
Crow: "She's mad 'cause she lost her job on 'Petticoat Junction.'"
I'll give you $5 if you have a hard-boiled egg in your purse.
Tom: "Oh, look. It's the Von Trapp family."
"My assignment" Crow: "Should I decide to accept"
Crow (as Taylor): "That's it; I finally did it. I finally broke my damn, dirty hip!"
Tom: "There's the hot hoagie of the living dead."
Centerville: A Real Great Place To Raise Your Kids Up.
"Randolph Mantooth driving there"
Don't bury me, I'm not dead yet!
Mentioned by Tom
Tom: "Meanwhile, at the Amityville house"
"My boss. He always goes on like this. Now on with the show."
Joel: "Reese's Pieces? E.T. must be on the premises."
Joel: "This is like 'Nine 1/2 Weeks'!"
Joel (as Orin Scrivello): "Oh, Momma!"
Tom: "They're always repeating these things on 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'"
The third serial in "The Phantom Creeps" is shown in this episode.
The Ring of Terror is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode