Eric Murphy: Tradition... when we were kids, we'd hit A.C., we put 5 bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend.
Ari Gold: What if you lose?
Turtle: Vince never loses.
Vincent Chase: Five on red.
Turtle: Come on!
Roulette Dealer: Red 16.
Vincent Chase: It's gonna be a good weekend.
Vincent Chase: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric Murphy: Have I ever said "no" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "no" to a blowjob.
Eric Murphy: Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest.
Turtle: Really? Titties?
Eric Murphy: It's a stripper contest.
Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vincent Chase: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits.
Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vincent Chase: Thank you.
Seth Green: I must have been dreaming about how I blaster her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.
Ari Gold: [about E's jealousy] Face it, E, you're like Eric Roberts in Star 80.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: [receiving a massage] You got the gift. No doubt.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: In fact, I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Oh, yeah. I'll double your rate. I don't want these hands touching anyone but me.
Turtle: Yeah, you're really entering your latter years gracefully.
[Johnny Drama walks in wearing a robe]
Eric Murphy: Speaking of latter years...
Ari Gold: [gambling] What d'ya got, what d'ya got? C'mon c'mon, show me a little love, little love, little love, what d'ya say... FUCK!... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Vincent Chase: Look, E. I don't want to rile you up, but I've done the list thing.
Turtle: What, did you hand over a hard drive, Vin?