Esther Lane : What have you been doing, or is it still top secret?
Brian Lane : No, I can speak now. Well, I've solved a ten-year-old murder, recovered twenty million pounds worth of smuggled diamonds from the grave of a notorious killer. All this came through a gay gangster who was forced to dismember his dead lover.
Esther Lane : Brian, if you can't say anything sensible just let me go back to sleep.