Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)
Michael Douglas: Uncle Wayne
Uncle Wayne : So here's a couple of tips. When you first meet a girl you give her two compliments above the neck. Yeah, tell her she's got nice lips, nice eyes, nice hair... she's intelligent, her moral ethics, whatever crap comes to your mind. Then just when she begins to thinks that you're another - you know - vanilla nice guy that she can tool around with all night without getting naked...
[hits his hand on bar]
Uncle Wayne : you *insult* her! Flip the power dynamic and your let her know that you're here to play.
Uncle Wayne : Whoa, whoa! Never touch a man when he's hanging a wire.
[zips up pants]
Uncle Wayne : It's all for your own good. And what's not for your own good is for my entertainment.