In a desperate attempt to save her kingdom from an advancing army of dark elves, Princess Vanir must traverse the haunted forest of Sidhe. With the help of loyal adventurers Cador and ...
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In a desperate attempt to save her kingdom from an advancing army of dark elves, Princess Vanir must traverse the haunted forest of Sidhe. With the help of loyal adventurers Cador and Artemir, they encounter the army of elves, a mysterious sorceress, and the powerful dragon that stands in their way. Bring the Dragon into your home from December 12th at Blockbuster and Hollywood Video... and let the adventure begin!Written by
Godawful writing, horrific acting, pathetic effects and kindergarten swordplay.
Screenplay, an attempt at old sounding English which is complete nonsense made even nastier with complete inconsistency where not only is one sentence made up of modern and "old proper sounding" (not actually correct)English but also the section of the dialogue containing this faux old English will throw in a word that is entirely out of place. Exacerbated by the fact that they drone on and on without getting on with the plot as if we should admire the skillful turn of phrase (sic).
Acting, I have never in my life seen such a terrible ensemble, the only actor who actually sounds natural while speaking has no screen presence whatsoever whilst the rest of the time you will groan at the rest of the cast while they ham it up with nasty attempts at various British accents.
Not very special effects that look as though they were downloaded from somewhere and slapped in with no actual flow into the movie with cause and effect being shown without actually showing the event, picture a truck driving down the road then suddenly cutting to a person flying through the air and now u need to imagine that the truck has hit the person.
And the coup de gras, many sword fight scenes of people trying their best to hit each others swords and then lots of "going for the kill" stabs into the earth.
I'm sorry but this rubbish truly offended me.
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