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The Black Madonna (2007)

Den sorte Madonna (original title)
Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Drama | 9 March 2007 (Denmark)
When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

Director:

Lasse Spang Olsen

Writers:

Nikolaj Peyk (screenplay), Lasse Spang Olsen (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Anders W. Berthelsen Anders W. Berthelsen ... Gustav
Tuva Novotny ... Maria
Nicolas Bro ... Brian
Ole Thestrup Ole Thestrup ... Victor
Morten Grunwald ... Kurt
Birthe Neumann Birthe Neumann ... Risberg
Miroslaw Zbrojewicz ... Kuntz
Andrzej Szopa Andrzej Szopa ... Igor
Krzysztof Kiersznowski ... Pilot Bruno
Michael Asmussen ... Ole, Betjent
Jens Jørn Spottag ... Erling
Mia Lyhne Mia Lyhne ... Liz
Mikhail Belinson Mikhail Belinson ... Håndlanger
Kristian Kørvell Kristian Kørvell ... Håndlanger
Kruno Solomun Kruno Solomun ... Håndlanger
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When Maria's farther sends her a priceless painting he's stolen, she must decide whether to collect the reward or protect the farther that walked out on her.

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Et umage par på flugt...med kærligheden lige i hælene! (An odd couple on the run ... with love in hot pursuit!) See more »


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Country:

Denmark

Language:

Danish | Polish | Russian

Release Date:

9 March 2007 (Denmark) See more »

Also Known As:

A Fekete Madonna See more »

Filming Locations:

Fyn, Denmark See more »

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Budget:

DKK 19 (estimated)
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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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When Kurt brakes the remote and threatens Igor holding it to his neck, Risberg disappears between the two mob guys holding guns in one of the shots. See more »

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Vi danser rock, vi danser rul
Written by Helge Engelbrecht & Jørn Hansen
Performed by Stig Rossen
© Pineapple Records / Universal Music & Engelbrecht Music
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Another lame danish entertainment.
6 March 2007 | by TheInvincibleGnuSee all my reviews

So once again Lasse Sprang Olsen has made another lame danish action comedy with the support of the danish film institute. Horray! Like all the other films he's been in charge of, this follows popular danish actors who talk with corny punchlines during, apparently, the best stunts on danish soil... Or, the best we can do. Denmark have still a lot to learn about action sequences! Bad timing, bad editing and bad ideas! And during those, we all have to laugh at the dialogue! Will you ever grow up, Lasse? Now it has been 8 years with one idea duplicated into 5 films. Same poor action, same insignificant and corny story with a gentle touch poorly actor directing. I mean, Tuva Novotny is properly a good actress and I know Anders W. Berthelsen, Nicolas Bro and Birthe Neumann are. But why are they so horrible in your film? You got all the possibilities with the support of the danish film institute to make something original and serious, and then you spoil it away on your infantile humor. You should actually try to see and understand American action movies before you try to copy them and make them danish!


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