Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Poster

Will Arnett: The Missing Link



  • The Missing Link : So, how was Derek?


    Susan Murphy : Derek's a selfish jerk.

    B.O.B. : No!

    Susan Murphy : Yes. All that talk about us - "I'm so proud of us", "Us just got a job in Fresno" - There was no us, it was just Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I was such an idiot!

    [kicks roof of gas station, sending B.O.B. flying] 

    Susan Murphy : Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great anyway? I mean, look at all I've done without him. Fighting a alien robot? That was me, not him! And it was amazing! Meeting you guys... amazing. Dr. Cockroach, you can climb walls, and build a super-computer out of a pizza box, 2 cans of hairspray...

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : And a paper clip!

    Susan Murphy : Amazing! And you. You hardly need an introduction; you're the Missing Link! You personally carried off 250 co-eds off Cocoa Beach, and still had the strength to fight off the National Guard!

    The Missing Link : And the Coast Guard. And also the Life Guard.

    Susan Murphy : Amazing!

    [B.O.B. lands] 

    Susan Murphy : B.O.B! Who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?

    B.O.B. : Link?

    Susan Murphy : You.

    B.O.B. : Amazing!

    [Insectosaurus roars] 

    The Missing Link : Good point, Insecto! Susan, don't shortchange yourself.

    Susan Murphy : Oh, I'm not gonna shortchange myself.

    [stands at full height] 

    Susan Murphy : Ever again!

  • The Missing Link : [about Susan]  She's speechless!

    B.O.B. : She?

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.

    B.O.B. : No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!

    The Missing Link : We need to have a talk.

  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : They called me crazy, but I'll show them. I'll show them all! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    Susan Murphy : Dr. Cockroach, I would really appreciate it if you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.

    [Insectosaurus roars] 

    The Missing Link : You're right Insecto. You've been letting this quack experiment on you for over a month.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist. There is a difference.

    Susan Murphy : Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even six-foot-eight, I can get out of here, go back to the life I'm supposed to have. I mean, I should be with Derek in...

    The Missing Link : Let me guess? Fresno?

    Susan Murphy : Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee, then New York, and finally, some day...

    The Missing Link : Yeah, we know, Paris.

    Susan Murphy : Throw the switch, doctor. But-but don't do the laugh.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Now, you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. Mwa-ha-ha... Sorry.

    [turns on machine; Susan is shocked with electricity until she passes out; when she comes to, the others are standing over her] 

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Susan! Yoo-Hoo!

    Susan Murphy : Am I small again?

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : I'm afraid not, my dear.

    [Susan sits up, her hair standing on end] 

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet.

  • The Missing Link : [while outside for the first time in 50 years]  It a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? It would be great to know that... that would be a very convenient truth.

  • Susan Murphy : I can't believe it! Soon I'll be back in Derek's arms... or... he'll be in mine.

    The Missing Link : Ahh I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach just... freakin' everybody out.

    B.O.B. : And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : No no, that's me, B.O.B.

    B.O.B. : Then I'll be a really giant lady.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : That's Susan, B.O.B.

    B.O.B. : Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek.

    The Missing Link : Yeah, that's still Susan B.O.B.

    B.O.B. : I think I at least deserve a chance to be with Derek!

  • The Missing Link : No monster has even gotten out of here.

    B.O.B. : That's not true! The invisible man did.

    The Missing Link : No he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : He died of a heart attack twenty-five years ago.

    B.O.B. : NO!

    The Missing Link : Yeah. In that very chair.

    [motions towards an empty chair] 

    The Missing Link : He's still there.

  • The Missing Link : Halt! I, Gallaxhar, order you to release the prisoner at once!

    Gallaxhar clone : Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator!


    Gallaxhar clone : Well, what are you waiting for? You and you!

    [Points at Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B] 

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Seriously?

    Gallaxhar clone : Yes. Take the prisoner and the defective clone to the incinerator.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Uh, yes, of course.

    Gallaxhar clone : And here's a security pass in case you need it.

    [Offering a laser gun to B.O.B] 

    Gallaxhar clone : Would you like a gun?

    B.O.B. : Yes, I would. Hey, you guys, check this out.

    [Gun goes off and hits clone] 

    The Missing Link : Okay...

  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : [as the ship is about to explode]  It's been a pleasure knowing you, Link.

    The Missing Link : The feeling's mutual, Doc.

    B.O.B. : I will see you guys tomorrow, for lunch.

    The Missing Link : That's right, B.O.B.

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : And they'll be ice-cream and cake, and balloons.

    B.O.B. : Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!

  • The Missing Link : You see what I mean? No one's leaving. No one's ever getting out.

    General W.R. Monger : Good news, monsters! You're getting out!

    The Missing Link : Until today.

  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : My, what a shindig. Your parents really know how to throw it down.

    The Missing Link : Huh? Oh, yeah. That was the best party I've even been to since I left prison.

    B.O.B. : I don't know what party you guys went to, because that's not how I interpreted it at all. I don't think your parents like me, and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.

  • The Missing Link : Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinking: first day in prison, you want to take down the toughest guy in the yard? Well, I'd like to see you try.

  • [B.O.B. picks up a three from a deck of cards, Insectosaurus is standing behind B.O.B] 

    The Missing Link : Do you have any...

    [Insectosaurus stomps three times] 

    The Missing Link : Threes?

    B.O.B. : Yes! I do! How are you doing this? You're the luckiest guy I know!

    The Missing Link : Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it.

  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Poor Link. After all that tough talk, you were outmonstered by a girl. No wonder you're depressed.

    The Missing Link : Hey, I'm not depressed. I'm just tired.

    B.O.B. : Why are you tired? You didn't do anything.

    The Missing Link : I haven't been sleeping well lately, all right? I have sleep apnes... apne... apnea. Whatever, it's not fun.

  • General W.R. Monger : I'm so proud of you monsters, I'd cry if I hadn't lost my tearducts in the war. But not crying will have to wait. The world needs you again.

    Susan Murphy : What is it, general?

    General W.R. Monger : Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. As I speak, Escargantua is slowly making his way to Paris.

    Susan Murphy : Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now, who's with me?

    The Missing Link : What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?

    [Insectosaurus roars] 

    The Missing Link : We're in.

    B.O.B. : I'm in!

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Count me in too.

  • Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Gentlemen, I'm afraid we're not making a very good first impression.

    The Missing Link : Well, at least I'm talking. First new monster in years, and we couldn't get, like, a wolfman or a mummy? You know, someone I can play cards with.

  • The Missing Link : Don't scare Insectosaurus! He's gonna pee himself, and then we'll all be in trouble.

  • The Missing Link : Finally, some action. I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can into a very dented oversized tin can.

  • The Missing Link : [lifting weights]  ... seven... eight...

    [Susan passes by] 

    The Missing Link : ... nine hundred and ninety nine, one thousand. Whoo! I can't believe I just did ten sets.

  • General W.R. Monger : Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. But not crying will have to wait. The world needs you again.

    Susan Murphy : What is it, General?

    General W.R. Monger : Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making it's way to Paris.

    Susan Murphy : Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now who's with me?

    The Missing Link : What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?

    [Butterflyosaurus roars, saying *yes*] 

    The Missing Link : We're in.

    B.O.B. : I'm in!

    Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Count me in too.

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