Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) Poster

Paul Rudd: Derek Dietl



  • Derek Dietl : Wow, you're glowing.

    Susan Murphy : Thank you.

    Derek Dietl : No, Susan, you're really glowing! You're green!

  • Derek Dietl : Susan!

    Susan Murphy : Derek?

    Derek Dietl : I've been thinking long and hard about what happened last night, and I just want to to know, I forgive you.

    Susan Murphy : You forgive me?

    Derek Dietl : Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And I say maybe you didn't ruin everything, because I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is give them an exclusive interview with you.

    Susan Murphy : Really?

    Derek Dietl : Yes. I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.

    Susan Murphy : Derek, that's... amazing. Is the camera running?

    Derek Dietl : Of course.

    Susan Murphy : [Picks up Derek]  Good, because I wouldn't want any of your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying goodbye, Derek!

    [Flicks him up in the air] 

    Susan Murphy : B.O.B., could you...?

    B.O.B. : [after catching Derek]  Derek, you're a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over!

    B.O.B. : [to cameraman]  Turn it off.

  • Derek Dietl : What's going on? What's happening?

    Susan Murphy : You're all shrinking!

    Derek Dietl : No, Susan! You're growing!

    Susan Murphy : Well, make it stop!

  • Derek Dietl : Wow, You really are big.

    Susan Murphy : Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still the girl you fell in love with.

    Derek Dietl : Except you just destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge.

    Susan Murphy : Well, it was the only way I could stop the giant robot. Did you ever thing I could do something like that.

    Derek Dietl : No, Susan. I can honestly say that it had never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occured to me.

  • Susan Murphy : Look, I know this is all a little weird - okay, it's a lot weird - but I'm sure we can get through this. Together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.

    Derek Dietl : Susan, try to see it from my perspective. I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. So you expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing that happened to you, that I had absolutely nothing to do with?

    Susan Murphy : Of course. That's exactly what I expect. What about the life we always wanted? Don't you still want that?

    Derek Dietl : Of course I do, but I can't see how I can have it with you.

    Susan Murphy : [On the verge of tears]  Derek, please. Don't do this.

    Derek Dietl : Oh, Susan, it's time you faced facts, and please don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married just to live in someone else's shadow, and you're casting a pretty big shadow. It's over. Good luck, Susan.

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