Jake is being auctioned off for a school bachelor fundraiser, but when he notices that the two contenders are a pretty girl, and a plain looking girl, to Trixie's dismay he manipulates the bidding so the pretty girl wins. But when Gramps fears that this pretty girl is actually a siren bent on his destruction, he and Trixie, Spud, and Fu try to convince Jake he made a bad choice. Trixie accidentally bids on Spud, and must spend a week with him as her "bachelor."
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[wearing knight armor and riding Fu like a horse
Alas, ye scurvy dragon! That lass be the Dark Knight!
[turning to Vickie
Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty-pretty?