An Awkward exit at a job Interview. A Very Specific legal problem. Things get ugly at the "Baby of the year" contest. A gift receipt causes stress.
Did You Know?
Alright, that's it. I have to get this off my chest.
Earlier today, when I was waiting to use the private bathroom, I witnessed Michael Patrick Porkins' father performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. I've been conflicted about whether to say anything, because I feel like Michael Patrick Porkins could win it even without the oral. His father didn't need to do the oral! And that is why this is so tough... for me to tell about the oral.
Baby of the Year Host
Ah man, that's a bummer. Might fuck...