Jamie : It's show time! Can Teflon Tucker save the Nutters or will Dan Miller rip his sculp off and use it as an oven glove?
Nick Hanway : [Ben and Nick coming down the stairs] Guys! Is he here? Dan's not arrived yet, is he?
Malcolm Tucker : Laurel and fucking Hardy! Glad you could join us. Did you manage to get that piano up the stairs ok, yeah?
Jamie : Oh, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for The Right Honourable Dan Miller, MP!
Dan Miller : Oh, the reception committee. What a turn out. And they say no one is interested in politics. Malcolm.
Malcolm Tucker : Dan.
Dan Miller : Nick.
Nick Hanway : Dan.
Dan Miller : Ben.
Ben Swain : Dan.
Dan Miller : Jamie.
Jamie : God, enough with the pleasensies here, let's just oil up and get fucking, yeah?
Malcolm Tucker : I'm looking forward to today.
Dan Miller : Today should be very interesting.
Malcolm Tucker : I just wonder what are you actually gonna be saying on Today.
Dan Miller : On the Today program? Well I'll be saying that I'll be fully endorsing Tom. Tom's my guy and he always has been.
Nick Hanway : Really? Is that it? No buts, no elephant traps?
Dan Miller : No, no. Tom and I came to an arrangement about an hour or so ago.
Malcolm Tucker : Well, my work here is done.
Nick Hanway : Why wasn't I told?
Jamie : [Jamie does a flying movement with his hand, complete with whistling. Nick looks at him in puzzlement] It's the sound of you flying out of the loop head first into a huge mound of shite.
Nick Hanway : So this whole evening has just been a waste of time.
[Jamie does the flying thing again]
Nick Hanway : Yeah, yeah, I got it, got it.
Dan Miller : Yes, yes, that's pretty much it. That's why I went home, had a good night's sleep. Oh, by the way, Malcolm, Tom said to liaise with you on the press and...
Malcolm Tucker : Yes, yes, offfcourse, yeah...
[Tucker recieves a message on his beeper]
Malcolm Tucker : Oh, God. Oh, I've been summoned to the breakfast meeting, to talk to Tom about this morning, some details about Claire Ballentine maybe, Geoff Holhurst, young Benjamin here.
Nick Hanway : Fuck you very much, you unscrupulous bastard.