Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories (2006 Video Game)
Dad: [leans out of the summoning pot with Taro and Hanako] Honey, This summon is going to take more than just a little life. We're gonna die.
Taro: Yeah! Why do you have to use our life anyways?
Mom: Yeah yeah, that's enough complaining. We need to sacrifice some life in order to summon Overlord Zenon. Besides, you're all demons! It's a year or two off your life. You'd probably spoil them anyway. What? Don't you want to be human again? Do you want all my hard work over the past 15 years to go to waste?
Hanako: But me and Taro were born demons. We don't care about being humans!
Mom: Oh, hohoho! Shut up, brat. Mommy still wants to be human again! So be a good little sacrifice now!
[hits all three back into summoning pot]
Adell: You call this good mothering...?
Axel: The only way to solve this is with physical violence.
Hanako: Adell! I woke the lady up for you.
Adell: Oh, thanks Hanako.
Hanako: Hey, Adell. I think she was crying.
Adell: Her? Crying? You must have been seeing things.
Taro: Maybe he did something naughty to her. Sexual Harrassment! Adell's going to jail!
Adell: How do you even know what Sexual Harrassment is?
Adell: [refering to Tink] O... K. Just what we need, another pain in the ass.
Rozalin: Are you certain I can leave all the planning to you?
Tink: Princess, your doubt is like an arrow zrough my heart. Do you not trust Tink?
Rozalin: Honestly, I do not trust you at all.
Tink: You did not even stop to zink about it...