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Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009)

The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jenny Wade ... Honey Pie
Martin Klebba ... Thunder
Carl Anthony Payne II ... Slasher (as Carl Anthony Payne)
Juan Longoria García Juan Longoria García ... Lightning
Diane Ayala Goldner ... Biker Queen
Johanna Putnam ... Secrets (as Hanna Putnam)
Tom Gulager Tom Gulager ... Greg Swank
William Prael William Prael ... Hobo
Chelsea Richards Chelsea Richards ... Tat Girl
Clu Gulager ... Bartender
Melissa Reed Melissa Reed ... Tit Girl
John Allen Nelson ... Shitkicker
Megan Brown ... Woman Stranger
Josh Blue ... Prophet
Lacie Manshack Lacie Manshack ... Puker Girl
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The survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Short Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called "The Hive." Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all. Written by Anonymous

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Rated R for pervasive strong horror violence and gore, disturbing images, language throughout, and nudity | See all certifications »

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USA

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English

Release Date:

17 February 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Feast 3: The Happy Finish See more »

Filming Locations:

Lancaster, California, USA See more »

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$2,000,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

Clu Gulager refused to wear a wet suit even though the water was freezing cold in the sewer tunnel. See more »

Goofs

(at around 30 mins) When Greg Swank is trying to remember the combination, as he swallows, the lower part of the tube stuck through his head moves independently from the upper part, because it is made from two pieces. See more »

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[first lines]
Thunder: This is fucking bullshit.
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Referenced in Pop Culture Beast's Halloween Horror Picks: Feast (2014) See more »

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The Ballad of Feast (Parte Uno, Parte Dos, Parte Tres)
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I'm not hungry any more.
5 December 2012 | by BA_HarrisonSee all my reviews

Ask the best chefs in the world and they will say that 'presentation is everything'; it's an old adage that I really wish director John Gulager had applied when serving up The Happy Finish, the final chapter in his Feast trilogy. Style and attention to detail are in short order, the film being dished up with all the finesse of a pig farmer with a slop bucket; if it was the third course in a meal, it would result in a severe case of indigestion.

Like Beluga caviar, Marmite and Spam, the film's main ingredients—extreme gore, female nudity, offensive humour, rubbery monsters, and random perversion—are an acquired taste, but Gulager's scatter-shot approach results in a chaotic mess that even seasoned fans of trashy horror will be hard pushed to stomach. There are one or two tasty morsels on offer—some decent effects and a couple of genuinely funny gags—but these are completely smothered by the irritating editing, half-baked ideas, unlikable characters, moronic moments, and truly bizarre directorial choices (an entire scene lit by a strobe?!?!) all of which serve to kill the appetite quicker than a short, curly hair in your mashed potato.


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