DCI Gene Hunt: Personally I have no desire whatsoever to see your boney, privately educated bottoms but it's good for morale.
DCI Gene Hunt: Special Branch are as nervous as a virgin in a brothel.
DCI Gene Hunt: When I need advice from a lobotomized Essex girl I'll ask for it, okay?
DI Alex Drake: Please?
DCI Gene Hunt: No.
DI Alex Drake: I'll let you stamp my bum.
DCI Gene Hunt: I'll get me coat.
DI Alex Drake: Will everyone just shut up! This is my bloody fantasy and I will be listened to.
DCI Gene Hunt: D.I. Bollyknickers, you appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag and dressed like a tart again.
DI Alex Drake: Oh piss off you lardy fascist.
DCI Gene Hunt: We'll make a copper of you yet.
DCI Gene Hunt: Bobby Moore?
Chris Skelton: Footballer.
DCI Gene Hunt: Yes I know who Booby Moore is numb nuts. Why would anyone want to blow up Bobby Moore!
Ray Carling: Well he was in Escape To Victory.