Denis Conway: Doctor Glonad
Doctor Glonad : Dispersed forthwith. To the pub with you!
Doctor Glonad : Would you tell me how to get ot Ballymoran, please?
Petrol Pump Attendant : Ballymoran? Down here. First turn to your right, then your second left, then three rights, then it's a right after the little small church, and then you keep going down another half a mile, then you see three donkeys and a turkey, another left, and then a right, and then two rights and then a left, a right, take a left at the sheep, then you turn left, then right and you come to a cross road, there's another left and a right...