Dean Winchester: Sam!
Sam Winchester: Yeah?
Dean Winchester: To much information!
Sam Winchester: Hey, I told you I was coming clean.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, but now I feel dirty.
Psychologist: It's not uncommon for our patients to believe that monsters are real.
Dean Winchester: Well, that-that's just batty.
Ruby: [Waking up from a coma] Who do I have to kill to get some French fries around here?
Alastair: Come on Dean, don't you recognize me? Oh I forgot, I'm wearing a pediatrician.
Dean Winchester: Somethin' major must have happened while I was downstairs cuz I come back and you're BFF with some demon?
Sam Winchester: I told you, Dean. She helped me go after Lilith.
Dean Winchester: [dripping with sarcasm] Well, thanks for the thumb nail. Real vivid. You wanna fill in a little detail?
Sam Winchester: [His sarcasm equals Dean's] Sure, Dean. Let's trade stories. You first. How was Hell? Don't spare the details.
Dean Winchester: [about Ruby saving Anna] Yeah, I hear she does that.
Dean Winchester: I guess I, uh...
[clears his throat]
Dean Winchester: ... you know.
Dean Winchester: I guess I owe ya for... Sam. And I just wanna
[uncomfortable, clears his throat again]
Dean Winchester: ya know?
Ruby: Don't strain yourself.
Dean Winchester: Okay then. Is the moment over? Good cuz that was awkward.
Anna Milton: And you're Dean. *The* Dean?
Dean Winchester: [Surprised at first, then a little smug as Sam rolls his eyes] Well, yeah. *The* Dean, I guess.
Ruby: Where's the knife?
Dean Winchester: Uh... About that...
Ruby: You're kidding.
Dean Winchester: Hey, don't look at me.
Sam Winchester: [to Dean, for being thrown under the bus] Thanks a lot.
[Dean flashes him his patented 'Dean doesn't give a sh@! so just deal with it.' grin]
Dean Winchester: [to Ruby] Well, you got a lotta nerve showin' up anywhere *near* me.
Alastair: [after Sam tries to exorcise him] That tickles.
Sam Winchester: I wanna trade places with Dean.
Crossroads Demon: No.
Sam Winchester: [Wild eyed and out of control] Just take me! It's a fair trade!
Crossroads Demon: No.
Sam Winchester: [desperate] Why not? Lilith wants me dead. Just let Dean go and she can have me.
Dean Winchester: So they lock you up with a case of the crazies, when really you were just tuning into Angel Radio?
Alastair: [as he's punching the heck out of Dean] Don't you recognize me? Oh, I forgot, I'm wearing a pediatrician. But, we were so close... in Hell.
Dean Winchester: [Horrified] Alastair.