Dark and Stormy Night (2009)
Farper Twyly: [reading the will] To complete stranger Ray Vestinhaus, whose car just broke down, I leave $10,000, to be given out in small denominations.
Ray Vestinhaus: Holy smoke, what a piece of luck!
Billy Tuesday: [examining a body] I'd say, from the position of the knife, that he'd been stabbed.
Jack Tugdon: Me, I'm a man of action. Jungle action. Dealing with the Pekingese man-o'-war, the Rubenesque laughing cobra, the knock-kneed squirrel-cat, or the Tahungan mouse-bunny, I'm right at home then. But my jungle... is the jungle.
Happy Codburn: [after a body falls out from a hidden passage] Hey, a stiff! What do I win?
Sabasha Fanmoore: I sit here like a tiny, tiny kitten; a kitten that's about to be picked up with tweezers it's so tiny.
Farper Twyly: Are you members of the immediate family?
Billy Tuesday: I am, but I'm not.
8 O'Clock Farraday: She isn't, and so am I.
Seyton Ethelquake: That's in deuced bad taste, considering the deuced death threats the deuced little thing is getting.
Lord Partfine: Better a death threat than a threat of death.
Sabasha Fanmoore: [after the lawyer is murdered before he could reveal his secret] Oh, he never should have told us he knew something.
Burling Famish, Jr.: [seeing Tugdon still wearing the same outfit] Oh, there you are, Jack Tugdon! Why, it looks like you never went to bed!
Jack Tugdon: Oh, I did once, years ago.
8 O'Clock Farraday: Now remember, it's important that we all stay together!
8 O'Clock Farraday: Okay, let's split up.