[a rape victim fought off her attacker and put him in the hospital]
Owen Walters: What do you call what she did to me?
Detective Elliot Stabler: For a rapist? Occupational hazard.
Tyler Brunson: [the defendants bail was revoked and he was place in remand] You can't do that. I... I have rights.
A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot: You can have a toothbrush.
Tyler Brunson: [referring to the marks on his leg] Look at this. Bite marks. I should be in the hospital getting checked for rabies.
Olivia Benson: I seriously doubt you gave the dog rabies.
Donald Cragen: So, Owen read the "Hey, big boy, come up and rape me sometime" post and was dumb enough to believe it.
Olivia Benson: [about Tyler Brunson] Orchestrating a rape, disseminating child pornography, stalking. This guy's an SVU trifecta.
Judge Joshua Koehler: [to Cabot] Quid pro quo? Careful, Counselor. I can't help you with this.
A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot: This woman is afraid for her life. You, of all people, should understand that.
Judge Joshua Koehler: Never once in 30 years have I allowed my son's murder to sway a ruling or deny a man due process. The day that happens, I'll walk away from the bench.
Detective Elliot Stabler: [to Tyler] I don't know what's going on here. Get yourself some counseling, hypnotism, acupuncture, something and move on. And do as the paper tells you, don't bother her again.
Tyler Brunson: I don't lose control.
Olivia Benson: You don't like to lose, period. Your past employer, ImmerShed Enterprises wasn't planning on renewing your contract a few years back, so you had a slip and fall. Won a fat worker's comp claim.
Tyler Brunson: I have persistent back pain!
Olivia Benson: What you have is an obsessive need for payback to anyone who rejects you.
Hashi Horowitz: Detective Stabler, do you recall Mr. Brunson requesting medical attention while in your custody?
Detective Elliot Stabler: You mean for the scratch on his leg?
Hashi Horowitz: For the vicious dog bite. Isn't it standard procedure to suspend questioning until a suspect's medical needs are attended to?
Detective Elliot Stabler: The skin wasn't even broken.
Hashi Horowitz: He conveyed to you a great deal of distress over this wound.
Detective Elliot Stabler: He was more upset about his torn pants. I didn't run out and get him a tailor either.
Judge Joshua Koehler: Save the jokes for open mic night, Detective.