Halloween II (2009)
Laurie Strode: [yelling outside her house, drunk] Hey, world! Guess what. I'm Michael Myers' sister! I'm so fucked!
Annie Brackett: What the fuck! Andy, are you seriously planning on standing out here all night? This is ridiculous!
Deputy Webb: Hey, Annie, I just do what the boss tells me.
Annie Brackett: Well, I'm the boss... of the boss, and I say move your shitbox over there, Kojak, okay? And don't make a federal case out of it, turn off the goddamn gumballs.
Deputy Webb: I'll do what I gotta do.
Annie Brackett: Wha...
Annie Brackett: ...what the fuck are YOU gonna do, jackhole?
[from alternate ending]
Michael Myers: [before stabbing Loomis] Die!
Sheriff Lee Brackett: Man was meant to eat meat. We, all of us, have a little bit caveman in us.
Laurie Strode: [walking around the hospital] I-I need something for my head!
Laurie Strode: [yells out] HELLO?
Wolfie: What are you supposed to be? A sexy vampire?
Harley David: I'm a chick who's dressed up as a dude who wants to be a chick.
Wolfie: But you are a chick, though, right?
Harley David: Why don't you put your hands down my pants and find out, Wolfman.
Wolfie: At this point I don't really care. But seriously, you have a vagina?
Annie Brackett: Want some egg whites?
Sheriff Lee Brackett: Oh, no. I think I'm gonna get me one of them sticky buns on the way in.
Annie Brackett: Oh, that's great. Pastry for breakfast. Seriously, 500 calories of sugar and shit.
Sheriff Lee Brackett: I know it. I know it.
Annie Brackett: Look at me. What is going on? Let me just call my dad, okay? We can talk to him.
Laurie Strode: You know what? I have a message for your dad. Tell him that Angel says "fuck you"!
Annie Brackett: Who is Angel? Laurie!
Deborah Myers: We're done waiting. Only a river of blood can bring us back together. It's up to you. It's always been up to you, Michael.
Wolfie: [after making out with Harley] I'll be right back. I'll be right back, gimme one second.
Harley David: Where the fuck are you going?
Wolfie: I gotta take a piss. I've been having to pee since I got here. I'll be right back, don't go anywhere.
Harley David: So, who says I wasn't into the water sports? A little golden shower?
Wolfie: That's gross. You're trippin'.
Weird Al Yankovic: I'm a little confused. Are we talking about the "Austin Powers" Mike Myers or is this someone else?
Coroner Hooks: Six guys to lift one stiff. That's one for the books.
Deborah Myers: You know who I am, Angel. Now, repeat after me: I love you, Mommy.
[Laurie being held down by young Michael in her mind]
Deborah Myers: I LOVE you, Mommy.
Laurie Strode: [Laurie stops struggling and whispers... ] I love you, Mommy.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: I'm selling the sizzle, not the steak.
David Newman: Our next guest gained infamy as a psychologist for America's leading serial killer...
[second guessing his choice of words]
David Newman: "leading" serial killer?
Weird Al Yankovic: I guess.
David Newman: Well, he's probably the most notorious. "leading"? He's number one in his field. Anyway, his new book is called "the Devil Walks Among Us" and it's available somewhere. Please welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis!
David Newman: You've been criticized and in some circles I have to say outright accused of profiteering off the misery of others. How do you even respond to that criticism?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, I think that's completely unfounded. I always get permission when I do the parody.
David Newman: No, Al, I was talking to Loomis.
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: No, no. no, please. It was fascinating, your answer.
Weird Al Yankovic: Your turn. I'm done.
Dr. Samuel Loomis: Actually, I take great issue with that statement. Besides, I might say that I've endured quite a lot of misery of my own in order to tell this story.
David Newman: Yeah, everyone feels real bad for you except...