Mike Traceur : [awakes suddenly] Man, I was out cold.
K.I.T.T. : Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state.
Mike Traceur : You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001?
K.I.T.T. : I find that movie extremely confusing.
Mike Traceur : You know what confuses me?
K.I.T.T. : There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you.
Mike Traceur : Oh, snap.
K.I.T.T. : Yes, Michael. Snap.