Grown Ups (I) (2010)
Kevin James: Eric Lamonsoff
Lenny Feder : You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
Eric Lamonsoff : It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg Feder : Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric Lamonsoff : Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.
Eric Lamonsoff : I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie : Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard : It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff : Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie : It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder : Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins : Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
Bean Lamonsoff : I want mommy's milk!
Eric Lamonsoff : No more mommy's milk.
Bean Lamonsoff : I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk Kid : Hey!
Eric Lamonsoff : Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean Lamonsoff : I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric Lamonsoff : Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean Lamonsoff : I'm just like daddy.
Kurt McKenzie : Yay! More for us!
Donna Lamonsoff : Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides.
Eric Lamonsoff : Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them.
Donna Lamonsoff : Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
Eric Lamonsoff : No, that's just a myth.
Eric Lamonsoff : [as the urine is turning blue] Oh my gosh, you're embarrassing me!