Conan shows a clip from "The Colbert Report" where Stephen Colbert claims to have stolen Conan's "string dance" in which he dances as if he were being manipulated by strings like a puppet. Colbert then shows up on stage and he and Conan have a string dance-off, which Colbert wins. Conan shows a clip from 2005 in which he goes birdwatching. This being the fourth-to-last episode, Conan chops two more pieces of wood from the set to give to audience members. Conan freezes the Masturbating Bear (who will not be allowed on "The Tonight Show") in carbonite to preserve him for future generations, but Carrie Fisher shows up and helps the bear escape. In a spoof of a YouTube video, a Chinese woman becomes hysterical upon learning that Conan's show is soon to end. Conan shows a montage of clips of announcer Joel Godard. Conan shows a clip of himself target shooting with Hunter S. Thompson. Guest Jason Sudeikis shows a montage of his own appearances on "Late Night." An appearance of the "No ...