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Robby D. more than overstayed his welcome at Digital Playground with this stupid followup to the label's various fetish-profession hits (Babysitters, Stewardesses, etc.), presented in a bloated 3-hours-plus double-DVD package.
Katsumi (by any other name) stars as a stern head of nurses, taking us on a tour of her hospital, but just turning out to be dumb comedy sketches with XXX sex. Corniest has Tommy Gunn's cock supposedly sticking up a yard in the air under the covers, a typical Cialis/Viagra problem solved by contract star Jesse Jane by humping it (much smaller when revealed, of course) into submission.
Other players on the payroll like Stoya and Riley Steele show up but it's boring sex comedy start to finish. The guest ladies outshine the trademarked girls, as both Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey yield some sweat equity performances for their fans. And the late Shyla Stylez is the sexiest of all.
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