Ofcr. John Cooper : Ma'am? Is everything OK?
Mother : [to her small daughter] Seeee? You dialed 911 and these nice men came to help us. That's how it works; if you ever have a problem or anything bad happens to you or mommy, you just dial 911.
Ofcr. John Cooper : So let me get this straight: you just dialed 911 so you could teach your daughter how to use ut?
Mother : Of course; how else is she going to learn?
Ofcr. John Cooper : Well, no offense, ma'am... but you have your head up your friggin' ass.
[Cooper and Sherman pull up to kid holding up a sign reading "Radar Up Ahead - Slow Down"]
Kid with Sign : It's not illegal; my dad's a lawyer.
Ofcr. John Cooper : Why you doin' this?
Kid with Sign : It's for the money, man.
Ofcr. John Cooper : The money?
[the kid holds up a jar filled with tips]
Ofcr. John Cooper : [both officers laugh] There's not even any radar up there!
Kid with Sign : *They* don't know that.
Ofcr. John Cooper : [laughing as Sherman hands the kid a dollar] Man... that's classic.