Gun Town (2009)
Tim Emery: Dr. Sawbones, Sheriff Williams
Dr. Sawbones : That Frank Bailey, Sr. - he's a real mean one.
Dr. Sawbones : Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up; come this way. Hurry, hurry, hurry! Ain't no use in takin' all day - Dr. Sawbones ain't got all day. Come right over and have a seat, little lady. Tell you what I'm about to do. I'm about to introduce to you one of the most amusing, abusing and interestin' demonstrations of Hinduism tricksterism in these here United States of America. Yes sir, ladies and gentlemen, from the far corners of the Far East, from the land of the pharaohs comes the magic elixir that was the power behind the pyramids. What do you think it was that put the smile on the Mona Lisa? Why did Napoleon have his hand in his pocket? Yes sir, ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you right now it was this bottle right here - Dr. Sawbones' Magical Kaleidoscope Elixir. Yes sir, ladies and gentlemen, this little bottle will shine shoes, remove spots, warts, scars, unwanted pests like aunts and uncles. It cures burns, sores, freckles, double chins and even grows hair. It makes cows give more milk, bees make more honey and butterflies make more butter.