Cash Markman ruins another adult feature, in one of his innumerable Penthouse Video assignments of a decade ago, with this woebegone tribute to fabulously built actresses. Poor director Toni English/Kelly Holland should have looked elsewhere for inspiration.
Markman even shows up with a non-acting performance as a cuckold, whose wife Brooke Belle has lesbian sex with similarly stacked blonde Lexxi Tyler, kicking poor Cash to the curb.
But the killer insult here is casting a hammy-beyond-belief Randy Spears as a baby, yes dressed in silly hat and sitting SPFX-style in a high chair as the show's host. He delivers dumb remarks introducing each pointless vignette, and is rewarded illogically with an adult role in the final one, getting to hump the fabulous Sienna West. She ties for breast in show with Alanah Rae, though all the gals are mah-velous to gaze at.
Such sabotage strikes me as indicative of a form of self-loathing that comes with the territory: would-be screenwriter Markman is clearly dissatisfied with his lot in life, cranking out junk for pornographers and an audience that doesn't care.
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