Just Go with It (2011) Poster

Adam Sandler: Danny



  • Devlin Adams : So, where's Danny?

    Katherine : [pause]  Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.

    Devlin Adams : Come again?

    Katherine : I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.

    Devlin Adams : Why?

    Katherine : Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.

    Devlin Adams : Really?

    Katherine : So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.

    Devlin Adams : Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.

    Katherine : He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.

    Devlin Adams : [pause]  Ian and I are breaking up.

    Katherine : What? What happened?

    Devlin Adams : Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him

    Ian Maxtone Jones : [with a group of sailors]  That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.

    Katherine : Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.

    Devlin Adams : I've seen him do that with the soap.

    Katherine : Oh! What about the iPod?

    Devlin Adams : He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.

    Katherine : [laughs]  Oh God! So what?

    Devlin Adams : Well, this is different?

    Katherine : Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?

    Devlin Adams : I don't know.

    [They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine] 

    Danny : Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?

    Devlin Adams : I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

  • Danny Maccabee : Ooh, the Mafia stare down. Very good, Michael. We're here to negotiate. Do you have anything else you might like?

    Michael : I want a flying pony.

    Danny Maccabee : I want a flying pony, too, but they don't exist.

    Michael : Then I want a regular pony. And I want to name him Nelson.

    Danny Maccabee : How about a PlayStation 3 and we name him Nelson?

    Michael : Keep talking.

    Danny Maccabee : We'll include 4 video games.

    Michael : Five games. I want the meeting with Blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's?

    Danny Maccabee : How about Charlie Choo-Choos because it's right down the street from me?

    Michael : You mention that slop-hole again, and I walk.

  • Danny Maccabee : I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie. If you get to him without touching the bottom, we'll give you a dolphin cookie.

    Maggie : Is that what your grandpa gave you?

    Danny Maccabee : No, grandpa gave us something he'd call a Heineken.

    Michael : I want one of those.

    Danny Maccabee : No. Stick with the dolphin cookie.

    Eddie : Yeah, they hurt less when they get thrown at your head. God, he was a sick man.

  • Palmer : You have kids?

    Katherine : Huh? Hmmm?

    Palmer : You have children?

    Danny Maccabee : We have, sort of, a little bit of children right?

  • Palmer : [finds wedding ring in Danny's bag]  What's this?

    Danny Maccabee : A circle?

  • Danny Maccabee : Did you make this yourself?

    Mrs. Harrington : Yes, I did.

    Danny Maccabee : We're going to have to donate this to the Smithsonian, good job.

  • Maggie : Can I do an accent?

    Danny Maccabee : Give me your best shot.

    Maggie : [British accent]  Hello.

    Danny Maccabee : No.

  • Palmer : What's her name?

    Danny Maccabee : Mrs. Maccabee. You mean her first name? Her first name is Devlin.

    Palmer : Her first name is Devlin?

    Danny Maccabee : Yeah, I know. Isn't that a shitty name?

  • Maggie : [British accent]  Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?

    Danny Maccabee : What's with the accent?

    Katherine : She's been working on some accents.

    Maggie : I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.

    Danny Maccabee : How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?

    Michael : No, I'm more into Californication.

    Katherine : When do you ever watch Californication?

    Maggie : Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.

  • Danny : [after Michael has conned him into taking everybody to Hawaii]  I can't believe I let a six year-old blackmail me.

    Michael : [Nonchalantly]  I saw my shot... and I took it.

  • Danny Maccabee : Where does the name Devlin come from?

    Katherine : She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.

    Danny Maccabee : A frenemy.

    Katherine : Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.

  • [Ian picks up a coconut with his butt] 

    Danny Maccabee : That's not fair. He can't do that.

    Tanner Patrick : No, that's a clean pick-up right there.

  • Palmer : I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.

    Katherine : Oh, I forgot, you're 15.

    [Danny accidentally kicks Palmer with the intention of kicking Katherine] 

    Palmer : Ouch! Did you just kick me?

    Danny Maccabee : No I did not. Did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?

  • Fat Kid : Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!

    Danny Maccabee : What? He put his face in my pee-pee!

  • Ian Maxtone Jones : I love the way you smell. Nothing smells as good as Devlin.

    Danny Maccabee : Smelling Devlin, always a good thing.

  • Hot Bar Girl : Where's your wife tonight?

    Danny Maccabee : [lying]  I stopped asking that question a long time ago.

  • Danny Maccabee : You dropped your purse.

    Joanna Damon : Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on? Thank you.

    Danny Maccabee : I was just letting you know you dropped your purse.

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