30 Minutes or Less (2011) Poster

Danny McBride: Dwayne



  • Nick : Now, give me the fucking code.

    Dwayne : Alright. 69-69-69.

    Nick : [pauses]  You gotta be fucking kidding me.

  • Dwayne : What is the one thing this town is missing? I'll give you a hint. It's cash business and it's crawling with sexy bitches.

    Travis : Chinese food restaurant?

    Dwayne : No.

    Travis : Abortion clinic.

  • [from trailer] 

    Dwayne : I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.

  • [from trailer] 

    Dwayne : Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.

  • Nick : I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!

    Dwayne : Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!

  • Dwayne : Fucking victory tacos!

  • Dwayne : You're a cold son of a bitch, dad.

    The Major : That's what it takes, boy. In the Corps, pussies like you wore dresses to keep us entertained.

    Dwayne : That's really fuckin' disturbing.

  • Dwayne : I've been thinking a lot about the 'polishing the scepter' deal. I know that's really not for polishing the scepter, you're just talking about sucking my dick. But I just want you to know that it's going to be mutual. You won't just have to polish my scepter, I will also lick your crown, which is a euphemism for eating your pussy. Ok, well give me a call when you get a chance. Goodbye.

  • Dwayne : This is like the Marines. If you hesitate, if you fuck around, I will leave you behind.

  • Dwayne : [watching Friday the 13th Part III]  I'm not afraid of Jason. Look at me. I'm fucking Jason. In his fucking mask hole.

  • Dwayne : Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.

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