Richard Castle : [coming home to find Martha comforting Alexis] What happened?
Martha Rodgers : Alexis decided to crash Lauren's party, against our better judgment.
Richard Castle : And I take it that the, uh, party crashing didn't go so well?
Alexis Castle : None of this would have happened if Lauren wasn't the most conniving bitch in the entire world.
Richard Castle : Whoa!
Martha Rodgers : [waving it off] It's warranted.
Alexis Castle : When the band was performing, Lauren brought Ashley up on stage with her, and she kissed him. In front of everyone!
Richard Castle : [shocked] Bitch!