Turanga Leela: So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a bag of yesterday's turds?
Amy Wong: He said I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid.
Bender: The truth is often stupid.
[blows smoke in Amy's face and sprinkles ashes in her drink]
Amy Wong: Why do you have to be so mean to me?
Bender: Shut up, baby. You love it.
Amy Wong: Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?
[Cut to Amy and Bender in bed]
Amy Wong: That was great.
Bender: Shut up.
George Takei's Head: [after hearing Bender's debate] I haven't heard a speech this eloquent since Bill Shatner told me why he couldn't pay me back.
Dr. Zoidberg: [while inspecting Amy's engagement ring from Bender] Such a stone! Is it real?
[Amy carves a circle in Zoidberg's shell]
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray!
Professor Farnsworth: Hooray denied! Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal?
Turanga Leela: Not in Space Massachusetts.
Bender: You mean Space Tax-achusetts? No chance, judge-pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
Hermes Conrad: Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!
Amy Wong: We're talking about robosexual marriage.
Hermes Conrad: We're talking about lots of stuff.
Linda: We now go live to our roving eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim?
Jim: The scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were, back to you, Linda.
Linda: [laughs] One for the blooper reel.
Bender: Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?
URL: [after knocking out a prisoner with the Vulcan neck pinch] Momma said Spock you out.
[Getting ready to capture a tornado]
Turanga Leela: Is everybody in position?
Amy Wong: What?
Dr. Zoidberg: is someone talking?
Turanga Leela: Okay, good. On three. One...
Hermes Conrad: What did she say?
Turanga Leela: Two...
Bender: Wait! I'm not in position!
Turanga Leela: Three!
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm ready for the countdown!
Turanga Leela: I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
Philip J. Fry: She said go!
Professor Farnsworth: A pair of deviant robosexuals? Not under my roof!
Bender: What about on the roof?
Professor Farnsworth: Get your mind out of the gutter!
Bender: What about in the gutter?
George Takei's Head: I am also hugging them in spirit. And they are hugging me back. Oh, my!
Philip J. Fry: Professor, who's debating for your side?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, that guy, you know... I forget his name.
[Cut to the debate; Farnsworth is at the podium and points to his image on the video screen]
Professor Farnsworth: That's him!
Bender: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry. Force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.