Andy Dwyer : [Leslie is sick] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Ron Swanson : I haven't had lunch since yesterday, so I'm going over to Callahan's.
Andy Dwyer : No, don't go there. They totally skimp on pickles. Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.
Ron Swanson : I don't much go for ethnic food.
Andy Dwyer : Trust me. They have one that's called the Meat Tornado.
[Ron gives him an interested look]
Andy Dwyer : Literally killed a guy last year.
Ron Swanson : You had me at Meat Tornado.