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"Parks and Recreation" Flu Season (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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(2011)

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Andy Dwyer: [Leslie is sick] Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

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Ann Perkins: Chris, have you seen Leslie?

Chris Traeger: I had a dream that she came in here, took my medicine, told me not to tell you, then ran through that hole in the wall.

Ann Perkins: You mean the door?

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Ron Swanson: I haven't had lunch since yesterday, so I'm going over to Callahan's.

Andy Dwyer: No, don't go there. They totally skimp on pickles. Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos.

Ron Swanson: I don't much go for ethnic food.

Andy Dwyer: Trust me. They have one that's called the Meat Tornado.

[Ron gives him an interested look]

Andy Dwyer: Literally killed a guy last year.

Ron Swanson: You had me at Meat Tornado.

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Tom Haverford: I think I should drive you to the hospital.

Leslie Knope: Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, will you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?

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April Ludgate: What?

Ann Perkins: [Looks at watch] 3... 2... 1, and my shift is over. What the fuck is your problem?

April Ludgate: Whoa, I thought you weren't gonna lose it.

Ann Perkins: While I was on duty, I didn't! Now it's just me. I get that you're mad that I kissed Andy, okay? But it was a moment of confusion, and it was a mistake. And I'm very sorry. You want to hate me forever?

April Ludgate: Okay.

Ann Perkins: Fine! You know what? I don't care! But you shouldn't take it out on Andy, because he really likes you, and he did nothing wrong. And just for the record, I'm starting to hate you too!

[Leaves April's hospital room]

April Ludgate: [to camera] That's the most I've ever liked Ann.

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Chris Traeger: [looking into a mirror] Stop pooping.

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Andy Dwyer: [picking up the phone] Ron Swanson's office. Yeah, I'll transfer you.

[Andy presses a button and gets a dial tone]

Andy Dwyer: I just dropped another call.

[Ron gives Andy a thumbs up]

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[April is smiling at the camera as she presses on her buzzer]

Ann Perkins: Hey April. I thought you could use some pillows?

April Ludgate: Are you trying to smother me?

April Ludgate: [grabbing a knife] Help! This lady nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow!

Ann Perkins: Okay, never mind.

April Ludgate: Stay back! Slut!

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Ann Perkins: Yes, April.

April Ludgate: I need medicine.

Ann Perkins: An actual request. Well, you can't have any more because that stuff is powerful.

April Ludgate: I never took it. Leslie stole it.

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