Ted (2012) Poster


Giovanni Ribisi: Donny


  • Robert : Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

    John : Why the fuck would he say that?

    Donny : Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.

  • [Donny is pursuing Ted up the tower of Fenway Park, trying to grab him] 

    Donny : You're mine now, Ted.

    Ted : Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.

    Donny : I can give you love and rocking horses and dancing.

    Ted : I think we're very far apart on this.

  • Donny : I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy and, uh... I remember seeing you on the Carson Show and... you were just wonderful.

    Ted : Oh, yeah that was uh... that was weird ineterview: Ed thought I was ALF and he kept muttering anti semitic comments... he thought ALF was Jewish for some reason...

    Donny : Hey-hey um... Have you ever considered selling the bear?

    John : What?

    Ted : Excuse me?

    Robert : I want it.

    Ted : [defensively]  Hey, I'm not an it, pal! I'm a he, alright?

    John : [Stammers and stands up; he speaks in a calm tone]  I'm sorry little guy, but my bear isn't for sale. See, I've had him since I was about your age. He's very, very special to me.

    Robert : Stand up straight when you're talking to me!

    John : [Dumbfounded]  Why the fuck would he say that?

  • Donny : You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."

    Ted : Can you just email me the rest of this story?

    Donny : And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son, I would never, ever, ever say no to him. Ever.

    Ted : Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

  • Robert : Me and Ted are going to be best friends, Daddy.

    Donny : Yes, you are, my little chipmunk. Happy playtime.

    Ted : Jesus fucking Christ!

    Robert : I said a bad word one time. Daddy punished me for it.

    Ted : That's a great story. I felt like I was there.

    Robert : Daddy gave me an ouch. Now, I have to give you an ouch.

    [tears Ted's ear off ] 

  • Donny : Are you out here all alone?

    Ted : Uh, no, no I'm not. Uh, you're never alone, when you're with Christ, so no, I'm not alone.

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