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"Community" Mixology Certification (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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(2010)

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[the study group finishes singing "Happy Birthday" to Troy]

Pierce Hawthorne: That's weird. How come we only sang the last two words? What happened to the "happy birthday" part?

Shirley Bennett: You know that Troy is a Jehovah's Witness and he doesn't celebrate birthdays.

Abed Nadir: And we had to keep the language on the cake compliant.

Troy Barnes: [reading the cake] Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically from your expulsion from a uterus.

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[Robert watches Abed play Asteroids]

Robert: Oh, careful. If you score any higher, the Rylans are going to recruit you to fight their war against the Ko-Dan Empire.

Abed Nadir: The Last Starfighter. Did you get the twenty-fifth anniversary Blu-Ray?

Robert: Is Scorpius half Scarran/half Peacekeeper? Frell yes, I got Starfighter on Blu-Ray.

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Britta Perry: [drunkenly arguing with an equally drunk Jeff] I prefer that to Avatar. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out.

Jeff Winger: Imagine The Hurt Locker as a radio play.

Britta Perry: It would be fascinating and thrilling!

Jeff Winger: Go see the other play!

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