[the study group finishes singing "Happy Birthday" to Troy]
Pierce Hawthorne: That's weird. How come we only sang the last two words? What happened to the "happy birthday" part?
Shirley Bennett: You know that Troy is a Jehovah's Witness and he doesn't celebrate birthdays.
Abed Nadir: And we had to keep the language on the cake compliant.
Troy Barnes: [reading the cake] Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically from your expulsion from a uterus.
[Robert watches Abed play Asteroids]
Robert: Oh, careful. If you score any higher, the Rylans are going to recruit you to fight their war against the Ko-Dan Empire.
Abed Nadir: The Last Starfighter. Did you get the twenty-fifth anniversary Blu-Ray?
Robert: Is Scorpius half Scarran/half Peacekeeper? Frell yes, I got Starfighter on Blu-Ray.
Britta Perry: [drunkenly arguing with an equally drunk Jeff] I prefer that to Avatar. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out.
Jeff Winger: Imagine The Hurt Locker as a radio play.
Britta Perry: It would be fascinating and thrilling!
Jeff Winger: Go see the other play!