Heiress Lisa Carson, girlfriend to Bruce Wayne, is kidnapped by the Riddler. A call on the bat-phone summons Batman and Robin to police headquarters. A flick of the switch hidden in a bust ...
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From the makers of 2007's Best Release "Babysitters", 2008's Best Seller and Best Release "Cheerleaders", and 2009's #1 hit "Nurses", comes the bigger, sexier "Teachers". Textbooks, ... See full summary »
Heiress Lisa Carson, girlfriend to Bruce Wayne, is kidnapped by the Riddler. A call on the bat-phone summons Batman and Robin to police headquarters. A flick of the switch hidden in a bust of Shakespeare, the wall opens up and it's, "To the bat-poles". "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed", the bat-mobile roars out of the bat-cave and the familiar animated titles roll. It's all here in this parody of the 60's TV series, Alfred, Commissioner Gordon, and Chief O'Hara along with a trio of arch-villains, Joker, Catwoman, and the Riddler. There's even the obligatory celebrity poking his head out a window as the Dynamic Duo scale the side of a building. But this is a porn parody, so there's also lots of hostage-on-villain, villain-on-crimefighter, and crimefighter-on-crimefighter sex. Cringe as Lisa "negotiates" with her captor for better accommodations . Marvel as the Caped Crusader does the Bat-tusi at a discotheque before succumbing to a scopolamine mickey in his fresh-squeezed ...Written by
Of the vast porn out there, this has to be the best acting and writing fused with pornography and quality (sets/costumes) I've ever seen. I usually don't write reviews for porn, but this one really deserves some attention. It exquisitely captures the nature of the old Adam West Batman series. I came across it years ago, but never had watched it completely until recently; therefore, I never truly appreciated it for what it is: a masterpiece. I love how the actors really got into their roles, and most importantly: the girls seem to really be enjoying themselves (or it's just really good acting). Let me not understate how high placed is the emphasis on QUALITY in this film. 5/5 stars doesn't do justice to the amount of attention to detail for a porn flick. Don't sleep on this one. Share it with the wife!
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